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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

Abigail Van Buren

It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Accept Blind Date Discuss Girl Jean Sex Talk
A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Abuse Animal Death Defense Mutilation People Subject Unconscionable
You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Ash Compalined Couple Gay Moving Reader Respond
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Giving Golfer Lose never Prepare Ultimatum Unless
Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.

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