You are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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