I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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