Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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How should they answer?
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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