Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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