Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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