Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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