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ABIGAIL VAN BURENSo the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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