Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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