Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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