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ABIGAIL VAN BURENCruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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