Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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How should they answer?
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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