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ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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