Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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