There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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