It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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