I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThere is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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