Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThere is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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