Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThere is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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How should they answer?
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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