Kissing power is stronger than will power.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLoneliness is the ultimate poverty.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENA church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMaturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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