Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThere is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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