You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThere is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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