Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWomen who miscalculate are called mothers.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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