Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWomen who miscalculate are called mothers.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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