A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
-
-
Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
You are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
How should they answer?
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Kissing power is stronger than will power.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN -
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BUREN