If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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