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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

Aaron McGruder

I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
AARON MCGRUDER

Angry Expression Keep Kind Saying Show
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
AARON MCGRUDER

Around Love Mad Making People Want
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
AARON MCGRUDER

Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
AARON MCGRUDER

Funny Real Seinfeld Thinking White
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
AARON MCGRUDER

Merchandise Movie People Rich Summer Think Thinking
I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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American Culture Government Respect Thinking
I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
AARON MCGRUDER

Friendly Game Good Guy Level Looking Thinking
I think there’s a lot of good and bad to L.A. One of the things you have to consider is that you can, if you’re lucky, make a decent living here. That’s a big plus. That’s pretty positive. The weather is OK.
AARON MCGRUDER

Assume Bad Consider Good Lucky Thinking
I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
AARON MCGRUDER

Expect Optimistic Possible Revolution Sound Thinking
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
AARON MCGRUDER

Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
AARON MCGRUDER

Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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Black Commentator Made Mass Spoken
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon

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