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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.

Aaron McGruder

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Affiliation Commit Gun Political Terrorism
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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City Commerce Culture Expect Found Matter
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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America Comfort Difference People Toronto Vancouver
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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Angry Expression Keep Kind Saying Show
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder
I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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Friendly Game Good Guy Level Looking Thinking
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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Explore Important Music News Reveal Scare Tell
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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