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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.

Aaron McGruder

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Funny Real Seinfeld Thinking White
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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Angry Expression Keep Kind Saying Show
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Affiliation Commit Gun Political Terrorism
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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Control Doe Foreign Military People Policy Speak
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
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Anchor Desire Flag Lapel News Patriotic Wish
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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Country Culture Particular Sound Weird
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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Around Love Mad Making People Want
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.

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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.

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