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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.

Aaron McGruder

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Funny Real Seinfeld Thinking White
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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Bed Late Long Mistake Money Wake
You can’t accuse the creator of The Boondocks, … Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
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Accuse Boondock Creator Devil Government Jesus Lying
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
AARON MCGRUDER

Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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American Culture Government Respect Thinking
You know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
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Administration Democratic Individual Need Regimes Republican Support
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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Merchandise Movie People Rich Summer Think Thinking
And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
AARON MCGRUDER

Around Love Mad Making People Want
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
AARON MCGRUDER

Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
AARON MCGRUDER

Black Commentator Made Mass Spoken
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
AARON MCGRUDER

Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak

But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.

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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.

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