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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.

Aaron McGruder

I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
AARON MCGRUDER

Anchor Desire Flag Lapel News Patriotic Wish
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
AARON MCGRUDER

Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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Crumbling Need Party Point System
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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Deliver Journalism News Point Unbiased Want
I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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Expect Optimistic Possible Revolution Sound Thinking
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
AARON MCGRUDER

Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
AARON MCGRUDER

Angry Expression Keep Kind Saying Show
I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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Friendly Game Good Guy Level Looking Thinking
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
I guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
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Conspiracy Country Danger Fear Theorist Weapon
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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America Comfort Difference People Toronto Vancouver
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
AARON MCGRUDER

Energetic Fluid Funny Smart

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