Make sure you marry someone who laughs at the same things you do.
J. D. SALINGERMothers are all slightly insane.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
-
-
I could happily lie down and die sometimes.
J. D. SALINGER -
A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
J. D. SALINGER -
I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
J. D. SALINGER -
You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
J. D. SALINGER -
She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
J. D. SALINGER -
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
J. D. SALINGER -
It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road.
J. D. SALINGER -
People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
J. D. SALINGER -
I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
J. D. SALINGER -
Sleep tight, ya morons!
J. D. SALINGER -
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
J. D. SALINGER -
You never even worried, with Jane, whether your hand was sweaty or not. All you knew was, you were happy. You really were.
J. D. SALINGER -
You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
J. D. SALINGER -
I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
J. D. SALINGER -
You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
J. D. SALINGER






