Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
JOSEPH HELLERWhile none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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