Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
ROALD DAHLCareful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Never do anything by halves if you want to get away with it. Be outrageous. Go the whole hog. Make sure everything you do is so completely crazy it’s unbelievable.
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I’m wondering what to read next.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Pain was something we were expected to endure. But I doubt very much if you would be entirely happy today if a doctor threw a towel in your face and jumped on you with a knife.
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Fairy tales have always got to have something a bit scary for children – as long as you make them laugh as well.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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The writer walks out of his workroom in a daze. He wants a drink. He needs it.
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When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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The more risks you allow your children to make, the better they learn to look after themselves.
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To shipbrokers, coal was black gold.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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The prime function of the children’s book writer is to write a book that is so absorbing, exciting, funny, fast and beautiful that the child will fall in love with it.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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