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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.

Joseph Heller

Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
JOSEPH HELLER

Deep Mad Medal Men Reward
I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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Ideas Life Novel Writing
Insanity is contagious.
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Contagious Insane One Liner
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Lack Self Made Success
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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Civilization Earth End Peace
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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Bulling Difficult Drug Endurance Failure Meditation Success Suicide
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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Dreams Night
She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Epitome She Smile Sorrow Time
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Broken Heart Miracle Time
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
It doesn’t make a damned bit of difference who wins the war to someone who’s dead.
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Dead Difference War Win
But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Children Favor Influence Liberation Parents War

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