Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was never without misery, and never without hope.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Insanity is contagious.
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What do you do when it rains?” The captain answered frankly. “I get wet.
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Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success come drugs, divorce, fornication, bullying, travel, meditation, medication, depression, neurosis and suicide. With failure comes failure.
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