Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
JOSEPH HELLERBe glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
JOSEPH HELLERThe laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
JOSEPH HELLERJust because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLERShe was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
JOSEPH HELLERMen went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Rise above principal and do what’s right.
JOSEPH HELLERRise above principal and do what’s right.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLERNever quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Let’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
JOSEPH HELLERLet’s take a drive into the middle of nowhere with a packet of Marlboro lights and talk about our lives.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
JOSEPH HELLERDestiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
JOSEPH HELLERAnything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLERI don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
JOSEPH HELLERHe was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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All of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
JOSEPH HELLERAll of my books deal in a very rough, rude fashion with subjects about which there are great conflicts of opinion.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
JOSEPH HELLERFrankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
JOSEPH HELLERI wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
JOSEPH HELLERI want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
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