When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
JOSEPH HELLERBe glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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The country was in peril; he was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Insanity is contagious.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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