The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
JOSEPH HELLER- Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Death to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
JOSEPH HELLERDeath to all modifiers, he declared one day, and out of every letter that passed through his hands went every adverb and every adjective.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
JOSEPH HELLERI think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
JOSEPH HELLERSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
JOSEPH HELLERMen went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLERI don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
JOSEPH HELLERMankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
JOSEPH HELLERWhile none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
JOSEPH HELLERNever quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
JOSEPH HELLERShe was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
JOSEPH HELLERThe enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.
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Well, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
JOSEPH HELLERWell, he died. You don’t get any older than that.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
JOSEPH HELLERWhen I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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You know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
JOSEPH HELLERYou know, that might be the answer – to act boastfully about something we ought to be ashamed of. That’s a trick that never seems to fail.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
JOSEPH HELLERBut that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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