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Joseph Heller

But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Children Favor Influence Liberation Parents War
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Goodness History Moral Teaching
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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Attempt Die Forever Live Man
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Air Exercise Fresh Meet Opportunity People Prostitution Trouble
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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Mad Paranoid
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Disagree Objective Urge
Where were you born?” “On a battlefield,” [Yossarian] answered. “No, no. In what state were you born?” “In a state of innocence.
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Born Innocence
The question is: what is a sane man to do in an insane society?
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Depression Insane Man Society
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
I wouldn’t want to live without strong misgivings.
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Freedom Live Strong
In the long run, failure was the only thing that worked predictably. All else was accidental.
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Accident Failure Predict

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