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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.

Joseph Heller

For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
JOSEPH HELLER

Enough Expensive Peace War
There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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Achievement Disappointment Numb
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Boy Grow Up Little
Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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Alive Death Die Furious Life
Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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Job Principle Quit Regret
Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Die Inspirational Live Positive Worth
The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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Villain
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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Country Crazy Executive Scare
Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow.
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Acceptance Mankind Resilence Tomorrow
I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
JOSEPH HELLER

Broken Heart Miracle Time
When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
JOSEPH HELLER

Angel Decent Heaven Human Impulse Poeple Saint Tragedy
There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Freedom People Question Want
He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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Enjoyment Except Literature
I’m not running away from my responsibilities. I’m running to them. There’s nothing negative about running away to save my life.
JOSEPH HELLER

Life Negative Responsiblity Run Save
Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
JOSEPH HELLER

Government Industry Private Togetherness
While none of the work we do is very important, it is important that we do a great deal of it.
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Deal Greatness Important Work

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