Insanity is contagious.
JOSEPH HELLERRemember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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He knew everything there was to know about literature, except how to enjoy it.
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I don’t understand the process of imagination-though I know that I am very much at its mercy.
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Remember that everyone deserves some fun during working hours.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don’t see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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