History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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More Joseph Heller Quotes
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I don’t believe in miracles because it’s been a long time since we’ve had any.
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For war there is always enough. It’s peace that’s expensive.
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When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.
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Never quit a job as a matter of principle. You’ll always regret it.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Frankly, I’d like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Be glad you’re even alive. Be furious you’re going to die.
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There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.
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They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.
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The villains will come along. There were plenty in the Carter administration, and there will be plenty with Reagan.
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I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
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There is no disappointment so numbing as someone no better than you achieving more.
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He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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