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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.

Dick Gregory

People with high blood pressure, diabetes – those are conditions brought about by lifestyle. If you change the lifestyle, those conditions will leave.
DICK GREGORY

Change Health Life People
You know, I always say white is not a color, white is an attitude, and if you haven’t got trillions of dollars in the bank that you don’t need, you can’t be white.
DICK GREGORY

Attitude Money Need Yourself
It’s cool to be healthy.
DICK GREGORY

Health Instagram Captions One Liner
I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
DICK GREGORY

Career Laughter Myself
When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
DICK GREGORY

Break Morning Myself Time
If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Myself Poor
My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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Believe Explanation Myself Philosophy
They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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Myself Pregnant Woman
And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.
DICK GREGORY

Dance Love War
The only good thing about the good old days is they’re gone.
DICK GREGORY

Goodness Past
Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
DICK GREGORY

Difference Grow Up Mindset Poor
If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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Appearance Deep Judgement Person Spirit Yourself
Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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Children Oppression Race
I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
DICK GREGORY

Believe Darkness Myself
One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
DICK GREGORY

Happiness Learning Oneself People Secret
There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
DICK GREGORY

Force God Live Willing Yourself

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