He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody
JOSEPH HELLERMen went mad and were rewarded with medals.
More Joseph Heller Quotes
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Men went mad and were rewarded with medals.
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Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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I’ve only had four ideas for a novel in my life, and I’ve written all of them.
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You’re an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I’m an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I’m in an ideal position to appreciate it.
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History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind.
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He was never without misery, and never without hope.
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Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.
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Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for.
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Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
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He was going to live forever, or die in the attempt.
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The laws of nature are only as immutable as the minds which promote them. Ignorance of the law is 9/10ths of the law. Just because you aren’t paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you.
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Insanity is contagious.
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Destiny is a good thing to accept when it’s going your way. When it isn’t, don’t call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
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She was the epitome of stately sorrow each time she smiled.
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