Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
DICK GREGORYLove is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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We thought I was going to be a great athlete, and we were wrong, and I thought I was going to be a great entertainer, and that wasn’t it either. I’m going to be an American Citizen. First-class.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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It’s cool to be healthy.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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Just being a Negro doesn’t qualify you to understand the race situation any more than being sick makes you an expert on medicine.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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You hear entertainers all the time, saying, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for this, I’d do it for free.’ When’s the last time you ever heard a business person say, ‘If I couldn’t get paid for being chairman of British Petroleum, I’d do it for free?’
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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