I never thought I’d see the day that I would see white folks as frightened, or more so than black folks was during the civil rights movement when we were in Mississippi.
DICK GREGORYTo me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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When I first broke through, there was only NBC, CBS and ABC, and they had news in the morning and in the evening – there wasn’t no 24-hour news.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry because we didn’t think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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When I was a boy, I was taught never to use insulting expressions like, ‘I’ve been gypped,’ or, ‘He welshed on the deal.’
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To me, seeing a really great comedian is a bit like watching a musician or a poet.
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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There’s a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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When you’ve got something really good, you don’t have to force it on people. They will steal it!
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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I used to get letters saying, ‘I didn’t know black children and white children were the same.’
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