It’s cool to be healthy.
DICK GREGORYI tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you.
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It was an unwritten law that black comics were not permitted to work white nightclubs. You could sing and you could dance, but you couldn’t stand flat-footed and talk; that was a no-no.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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Education means to bring out wisdom. Indoctrination means to push in knowledge.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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If it wasn’t for Abe Lincoln, I’d still be on the open market.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
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Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don’t have the ability to be lovable.
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Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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In most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
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