We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPAMy best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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One and one is eleven.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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