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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Hydrogen Life Stupidity Universe
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Deliver Goodness Music Religion
All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beyond Children Control Poor System Unfortunate Victim
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

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