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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.

Frank Zappa

I don’t want to see any religious people in public office because they’re working for another boss.
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Boss Public Religious Work
Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Beauty Die Shoes
Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Artist Modern Music Song
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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People Weird
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beware Enemy Fish People
I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Enjoyment Irritation People
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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Bed Crazy Sex
Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Dead Funny Jazz Music Smell
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Music Physical

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