“A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.”

Our life is endless in the way that our visual field is without limit.

Just improve yourself; that is the only thing you can do to better the world.

That of which we cannot speak, we must pass over in silence.

Religion as madness is a madness springing from irreligiousness.

When we can’t think for ourselves, we can always quote.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

It’s not how the world is, but that it is, that is cause for astonishment.

Concerning that which cannot be talked about, we should not say anything.

If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done.

At the core of all well-founded beliefs lies belief that is unfounded.

Nothing in the visual field allows you to infer that it is seen by an eye.

I act with complete certainty. But this certainty is my own.

How small a thought it takes to fill a life.

Music conveys to us itself!

Tell them I’ve had a wonderful life.

Ideas too sometimes fall from the tree before they are ripe.

Don’t use cannon to kill musquito.

She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you’ll have to eat them, you can swallow it well.

If I blow my nose, it gets written all over the world.

What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for people who asked such questions?

Fools stand on their island of opportunities and look toward another land.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.