When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIPI had been playing polo, and I decided to give up at the age of 50.
More Prince Philip Quotes
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Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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Human population growth is probably the single most serious long-term threat to survival.
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I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
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The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
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If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
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I can’t remember names and things.
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People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
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My favourite subject at school was avoiding unnecessary work.
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You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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It’s better to get out before you reach the sell-by date.
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Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
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