“The things we fear the most have already happened to us.”

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

For a while you get mad, then you get over it.

I was an only child. I did have kind of like a lonely existence.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.

We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.

Politics: Poli a Latin word meaning many and tics meaning bloodsucking creatures.

As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them.

You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid!

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.

Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

Nobody takes a picture of something they want to forget.

Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.

What some folks call impossible is just stuff they haven’t seen before.