Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.
BILL MURRAYThis is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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If I run into someone on the street, that’s one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.
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Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can’t hear.)
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
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I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren’s dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.
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You’re supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you’re trying to going up, you’re trying to pull someone up at the same time.
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You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.
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When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. There are people who want to be your friend right away. I say, “We’re not gonna be friends until we get this done.
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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
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The cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
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Groundhog Day’ was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn’t even get nominated for an Academy Award.
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My back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four!
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I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year – they called me up when somebody canceled two days before the thing, and asked me to present some awards.
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