You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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![Bill Murray Quote - Buddy Hackett [was] talking – this is Hackett, not me – about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all these children and families … the look of absolute horror.](https://minimalistquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/buddy-hackett-was-talking-this-is-hackett-not-me-a.jpg)
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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![Bill Murray Quote - I’d like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot – just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn’t give him the money. Just wouldn’t give him the money.](https://minimalistquotes.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/id-like-santa-claus-to-give-wes-anderson-the-direc.jpg)
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You don’t have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don’t need a giant crew. It’s great.
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It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. – Stephen Leacockof Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.
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