Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
BOBBY HEENANI’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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You don’t have to yell at me Schiavone. I’m not blind!
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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