This guy makes coffee nervous.
BOBBY HEENANI’m a legend in this sport. If you don’t believe me, ask me
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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There’s a counter for every hold and a hold for every counter, and a lunch counter for every person that you know Schivone.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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They’re living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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