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Brendan Behan

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Accepting Country Irish Limitation People
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Family Forgive Men Mother
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
BRENDAN BEHAN

Critics Eunuchs Themselves
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Blessing Husband Marriage
Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
BRENDAN BEHAN

May Results Tasks
There’s no one, no one, loves you like yourself.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Like Love One Love You
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Bad Obituary Publicity
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Funny Money World
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Cripples Walking Way
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Friendship Hurt Writing
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment… a place where you’re least likely to be bitten by a wild goat.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Country Funny Irish People Spiritual
Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Contempt Jailer Prison
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Judging Said Umpires
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Beer Drinking Food
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
BRENDAN BEHAN

Alcohol Drinking Two

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