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Brendan Behan

Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
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Funny Humor Mother
Every cripple has his own way of walking.
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Cripples Walking Way
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
I was court-martialled in my absence, and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence.
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Country Dublin Irish Life People
A general and a bit of shooting makes you forget your troubles … it takes your mind off the cost of living.
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Cost General Living Mind War
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Born Country Irish People Years
Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Most horror movies are certainly that.
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Cinema Horror Most
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
When I’m talking to people I like to stop and quote myself. My quotes have a way of spicing up conversation.
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People Talking Way
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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Family Forgive Men Mother
I ruined my health drinking to other people’s.
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Drinking People Ruined

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