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If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

Brendan Behan

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Determination Men Suicide
Nothing hurts more than the friendly letter that one never got around to writing.
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Friendship Hurt Writing
I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me.
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Children Married Painter
It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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Deeds Forget Poor
In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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Blessing Husband Marriage
Critics are like eunuchs; they can tell you what to do, but they can’t do it themselves!
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Critics Eunuchs Themselves
One drink is to many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Addiction Country Enough Irish People
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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Differences History Men
Pound notes are the best religion in the world.
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Funny Money World
There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Bad Obituary Publicity
I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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Drinkers Problem Writing
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in.
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Judging Said Umpires
An author’s first duty is to let down his country.
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Country Down Firsts Let
Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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Prayer Results Scream
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Funny Marriage Sexy
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Criticism Editors Funny

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