I’m a Communist by day and a Catholic as soon as it gets dark.
BRENDAN BEHANIf you accept your limitations you go beyond them.
More Brendan Behan Quotes
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It is a good deed to forget a poor joke
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I’m a drinker with a writing problem.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
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Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted surviving bastards the satisfaction of his death.
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Failure at a task may be the result of having tackled it at the wrong time.
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What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good men lost on both sides.
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I cannot imagine any crime worse than taking a life, can you? -It’d depend whose life.
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I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.
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A man is fortunate if he encounters living examples of vice, as well as of virtue, to inspire him.
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In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company’s time and with its blessing.
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You made one mistake. You married me.
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God forgive us-but most of us grew up to be the sort of men our mothers warned us against.
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There’s no bad publicity except an obituary.
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it’s done, they’ve seen it done every day, but they’re unable to do it themselves.
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Scream at God if that’s the only thing that will get results.
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