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I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

Bill Watterson

Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
BILL WATTERSON

Acid Failing Tests
I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Allowed Hello Rattle Say Stop Swear Words
So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Graduation Real World
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Different Inevitable Media Needs
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Enough Undead Zombie
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking
I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Dust Say Significant Specks

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

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