If your belief is hateful towards people, I couldn’t respect that.
BO BURNHAMI think it’s using people, I think it’s like encouraging something that’s unhealthy, telling people you love them. “I love you.” Oh really, you love your fans?
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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I just try to do things on stage that I think the audience would enjoy. And I try to draw on and add to acts that I’ve enjoyed watching.
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Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Squaring numbers are just like women. If they’re under thirteen, just do them in your head.
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I’m bored way too easily. I’m staring at screens half the day. I need to be overstimulated. And how will that express itself artistically?
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The thing is, I was on YouTube like the golden era, I think. Before ads came in, it was really cool back then.
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I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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I love you just the way you are but you don’t see you like I do. You shouldn’t try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.
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Quotes are for dumb people who can’t think of something intelligent to say on their own.
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What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Poetic talent is really easy to fake when thy sentences doth no f-king sense make.
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The average person has one Fallopian tube.
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I worked eight hours a day just so I could get into the college of my dreams and say that I got in – and I never went.
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I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
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People do complain about the way I act on stage… They think on stage I act too arrogant, too self-obsessed, solecistic, self-contained, synonyms.
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Was Einstein’s theory good? Relatively.
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When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I’m gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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I’m friends with a lot of comedians, but we don’t talk about material. Most comedians I know don’t watch a lot of other comedy.
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I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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The strange thing with Wikipedia is that the first article that ever gets written about you will define your Wikipedia page forever.
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