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I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

Bill Hicks

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Bad Drug Giving Relationship Up
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant
We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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Everything Funny Humor Life
Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.
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Jesus Stories Today
What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Atheist Come Scream
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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Believe Ideas Real
I don’t do drugs anymore… than, say, the average touring funk band.
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Average Funny Humor
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Country Party Political
I ascribe to Mark Twain’s theory that the last person who should be President is the one who wants it the most. The one who should be picked is the one who should be dragged kicking and screaming into the White House.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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Eye Funny Inspirational Paint Spray
You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Cash Country World
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Believe Self Voice

I can’t watch TV longer than five minutes without praying for nuclear holocaust.

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