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The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Bill Watterson

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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Beans Place Someday Stupid Thinking
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho
I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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Dessert Food Funny Vegetarian
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Long Memories Outside School Successful Term
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Ignorant Men Risk
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Definitions Desk Library Needs Reference
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Behavior Encouragement Friendship Modification

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

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