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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.

Bill Hicks

Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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Flags Helping Want
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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Boys Light Lightbulb Sun
The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love, instead, see all of us as one.
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Doors Eye Gun Instead One
You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
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Big Fear Quitting Smoke Something Think
I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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Belief Commercial Long War
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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Arms Government Realizing
Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you’ve chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You’re dead too.
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Enjoy Eternal Evening Fantasy Reality
I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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Christian Jesus Kings Neck
No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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Honestly Jobs Kids Something Sorry
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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Country Government Stupid
How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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Country Jesus Thinking
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Chicks Jerk Knows

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