Nobody can tell me what I can or can’t do, except they can.
BOB SAGETYou learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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My haircutter figured out I whine less if I’m under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven’t given me a Brazilian wax.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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Paul Riser tells it in an interesting way; he dissects it and tells the structure, you know, ‘you don’t mention that part here.’ But that’s what’s interesting about it and the people who are absent are interesting too.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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