Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGETYou learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Everyone I love I pay.
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When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Ladies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
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The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
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Valuable people are undervalued.
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I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
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Sundays are a good day to look at the limitless possibilities of the week ahead. The key is to prolong that feeling by not reading the news.
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