I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGETYou learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you’re the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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I like to approach every day like it’s my first, so this morning when I woke up I covered my body with red gelatin.
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I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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Concerned we’re in a time where politicians can’t even fake sincerity. Aren’t they supposed to be good at that?
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My favorite procrastination is to make the choice to have valuable times with human beings that I care about instead of holing myself up alone to get my work done.
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