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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.

Bill Watterson

That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
BILL WATTERSON

Being Country Differences Happiness Happy
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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Inspirational Life Peace
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Bird Bugs Taste
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Desire Life Positive
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
BILL WATTERSON

Funny Inspirational Witty
They can’t chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can’t contain it! Laws can’t restrain it! Authority has no power over it!
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Law Lawn Over Running Spirit Wall
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man’s destruction of forests. . . .
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Forest Intelligent Reading Thinking
That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Bad Perseverance Remarkable Worse
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking

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