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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Invention Mother Motherhood
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
I knew you’d win! Oh! Oh! Aarg! [Calvin runs in circles around Hobbes screaming “Aaaaaaaaaaaa”, then falls over.] Hobbes: Look, it’s just a game. Calvin: I know! You should see me when I lose in real life!
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Around Circle Hobbies Know Screaming
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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Artist Jobs Thinking
Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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Demand Ecstasy Enough
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Cultural Disintegrating Impact Less Money
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking
I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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Genius Misunderstood Thinking

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