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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.

Bobby Heenan

Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It’s called Tulsa.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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Fight Game Money Scams Wrestling
Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Dog Perfect World
Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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Bart Simpson Hair Wrestling
I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Dad Home Mom
He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Cards Looks Wrestling
It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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Moving Trying Wrestling
There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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When’s the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Lasts Saws Wrestling
By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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