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I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

Billy Crystal

If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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Dad Father Respect
It is better to look good than to feel good.
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Comedian Feel Good Looks
It’s money. I remember it from when I was single
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Financial Funny Money
At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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Bases Nightly Something
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Baseball Country
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
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Comedy Kids Scary
I started examining history and then everything related to the theater. History, art, all the other studies, if I could link them into the theater, then it became alive for me. It just opened up my eyes.
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Eyes History Open Related Started
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
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Feels Right Feet Humour
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
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Being Black Comedy Old
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
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Comedy Jazz Soul
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
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Muscles Stage World
I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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Caught Limits Married
I don’t like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.
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Fifth Grade Growing Height
The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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Ashes Friday Passion
I have 40-something intros [that Davis Jr. did]; all are different, none of them happened. And it was hilarious.
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Different Happened Something
Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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Dad Home Style

I had really good hearing and when you’re scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.

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