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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.

Bill Watterson

If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Different Inevitable Media Needs
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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Decision Kind Ourselves Recognize
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Dad Letting Mom Wondering
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
I’ve got plenty of common sense! I just choose to ignore it.
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Common Ignore Plenty Sense
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
Sleepwalking?” “Nightmare?” “Homicidal psycho jungle cat!
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Cat Nightmare Psycho

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