You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
BILL WATTERSONOf course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Years from now, when I’m successful and happy, …and he’s in prison… I hope I’m not too mature to gloat.
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The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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A box of new crayons! Now they’re all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they’ll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.
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But Calvin is no kind and loving god! He’s one of the old gods! He demands sacrifice!
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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