You are the imagination of yourself.
BILL HICKSWould you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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I go to dance clubs…about once a year just to justify the other 364 days I spend in my apartment going ‘God, what idiots!’
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The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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A world where greed is our God and wisdom is sin, where division is key and unity is fantasy, where the ego-driven cleverness of the mind is praised, rather than the intelligence of the heart.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Folks, it’s time to evolve. That’s why we’re troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything’s failing? It’s because, um – they’re no longer relevant. We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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