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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.

Bill Watterson

You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Day Seize Throttle Tomorrow
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Detours Ideas Recognizing Success Trying
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Body School Spirit
Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Snow Winning
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool.
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Grow Up Ideas People
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
Barney’s Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said “Eat your peas.” Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney’s Mom never found out where he’d gone, Cause Barney didn’t tell her. T
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Dad Mom Peas Plan Sorry
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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Boys Inscrutable Omen
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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Funny Inspirational Witty

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