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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.

Bill Watterson

I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
BILL WATTERSON

Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
Hobbes: Jump! Jump! Jump! I win! Calvin: You win? Aaugghh! You won last time! I hate it when you win! Aarrggh! Mff! Gnnk! I hate this game! I hate the whole world! Aghhh!
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Really Running Stupid
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.
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Alive Art Moving
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
BILL WATTERSON

Adulthood Growing Thinking
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
BILL WATTERSON

Boys Inscrutable Omen
MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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Mom Thirsty Water
I can never enjoy Sundays, because in the back of my mind I always know I’ve got to go to school the next day. It’s like trying to enjoy your last meal before the execution.
BILL WATTERSON

Enjoy School Smock Sunday
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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Less Organized Sports
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
BILL WATTERSON

Light Sleep Summer

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