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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

Bill Watterson

My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
BILL WATTERSON

Lips Moving Thinking
You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Congratulation Cynically Expect Manipulate Nothing Taught
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
BILL WATTERSON

Bad Helping Mood
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
I’m learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework…procrastinating and negotiation.
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Homework Negotiation Procrastinating Skills Use
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Clever Funny Time
I’ve got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.
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Doubt Listening Nagging
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
BILL WATTERSON

Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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Faces People Possums
A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
BILL WATTERSON

Avoiding Hobbies Slips
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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Assembly Baby Cheaper Dad Light Sears
Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Cutting Mom Vegetables
I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
BILL WATTERSON

Country Friendship People Rationalizing Real Skills

That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

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