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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.

Bill Watterson

Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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Animal Ask Friendship Kindness Problem
You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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Afford Ignorant Knowledge Least Paralyzing
Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?
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Dad Morning Three
Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Done Looks Secret
My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin
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Burden Historical Terrible
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Book Rain Reading
In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Culture Excess Good Life
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Hobbies Jobs Secrets
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track.
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Interesting Laughing Life Track
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
I don’t think you’ve ever invited me to… Calvin’s Mom: Calvin, what are you doing? Calvin: Nothing, Mom. Go away. Calvin’s Mom: You’re contagious! You can’t have anyone over to play!
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Anymore Country Mom People Play Think
Raised to an alarming extent by Madison Avenue and Hollywood, poised with my cynical and alienated peers to take over the world when you’re old and weak… Am I scary, or what?
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Avenue Cynical Hollywood Poised Raised Scary
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
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Lips Moving Thinking

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